5000 de locuitori din Gura Humorului au trimis o petiţie companiei Microsoft prin care cer schimbarea culorii infamului “ecran albastru de eroare Windows”. Motivul e foarte pertinent, dacă mă întreabă cineva. Nuanța folosită de Microsoft e identică cu albastrul care se regăsește pe pereții mânăstirii Voroneţ.
O delegaţie Microsoft s-a deplasat de urgență în Gura Humorului cu zepelinul personal al lui Bill Gates. După ce s-au ghiftuit cu celebra fiertură de râturi şi au asistat la o dezvirginare tradițională, cei 75 de membri ai delegaţiei au început testele. În primul rând, au aprins un laptop și au așteptat. După 6 ore, ecranul albastru şi-a făcut apariţia şi comisia a recunoscut în unanimitate faptul că cele 2 nuanţe sunt identice.
Bill Gates a primit azi dimineaţă raportul comisiei şi a răspuns prompt: “Recunosc că iniţial am luat în calcul folosirea ecranului roşu, dar mi s-a părut un clişeu mult prea ieftin. Plus, putea fi interpretat ca un reminder la Războiul Rece de unele facţiuni pe care prefer să nu le numesc acum. Pe de altă parte, să nu credeţi că ecranul albastru e o întâmplare. E o intenţie de programare cu rolul de a demonstra că în spatele corporaţiilor sunt, până la urmă oameni. Şi oamenii greşesc. De ce am ales albastru? M-am pus în pielea omului cu PC-ul blocat în faţă şi m-am gândit că albastrul îl va calma instant. Asta e, îmi cer scuze pe această cale localnicilor din Gura Humorului şi promit că în următoarea versiune vom folosi o altă culoare. Cel mai probabil, ocru.”
Update: Bill Gates a convocat de urgenţă CAEE (N.A. Consiliul de Administrare a Ecranelor de Eroare), care numără 4 avocați, un pictor fauvist şi un pudel.
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