Aşa cum probabil aţi aflat deja, fostul ministru de Finanţe si europarlamentar Daniel Dăianu (N.A. – Cine?) a găsit Soluţia pentru restructurarea cheltuielilor bugetare. Entuziasmaţi de ingeniozitatea domniei sale, am purces să-l intervievăm.
Lejereanu: Domnule Dăianu, am înţeles că acum România poate în sfârşit să absoarbă cum trebuie fondurile europene. Cum aţi reuşit acest lucru?
Daniel Dăianu: Foarte simplu. “Vinovat” pentru această reuşită e un aspirator pe care l-am cumpărat din Elveţia la un preţ, recunosc, derizoriu. Ca să vă faceţi o idee, maşina Subaru pe care i-am luat-o nevesti-mii a fost mult mai scumpă. La cât suge instalaţia asta, însă, mi se pare realmente, cum se zice… un chilipir, hahaha.
Lejereanu: Am priceput. Cum e cu restructurarea cheltuielilor bugetare?
Daniel Dăianu: Şi mai simplu. Acest aspirator are şi un mic calculator care ne spune cine îşi face treaba ca lumea şi cine nu. Doar introduci datele – şi pac – îţi afişează cine o freacă aiurea. E de fapt atât de deştept că atunci când o persoană e în culpă îi afişează imediat un status care se cheamă “mint rubber”. Aşa mi-am ales, de exemplu, ultimul asistent.
Lejereanu: Bun aşa. Păi şi în contextul ăsta economia româneasca mai poate fi o provocare?
Daniel Dăianu: Deci, chiar şi asa, trebuie să recunosc că economia românească ne provoacă încontinuu. Azi-noapte a lătrat la noi până pe la 3 şi trei să vă spun că n-am reuşit nimic nici măcar cu aspiratoru’. La un moment dat a repornit creditarea cu apă caldă de la vecini şi a mai calmat-o, că altfel era groasă. A apărut un terrier de Yorkshire, cumva aşa s-a stabilizat la nivel macro. Da’ cel mai nasol e că indicatorii sunt nasoi, ceea ce înseamnă că are o criza structurală, dă neam prost, care nu se mai spală cam de pe vremea când falsifica monedele romanilor care intrau în ţară pe naşpa.
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