Valentin Coşniceru, un tânăr de 78 de ani din Corabia se află în arestul poliţiei judeţene pentru cercetări după ce a fost acuzat de trafic de droguri şi arme. Nimic neobişnuit până acum.
Metoda de transport, însă, face diferenţa: păsări migratoare. Mai precis, egrete pentru transportul de arme şi ciocârlii pentru cel de droguri. Pistoale mitralieră, grenade şi tablete de ecstasy în cazul nostru.
Coşniceru a fost prins în urma sesizării unui ornitofil amator, care a dorit să-şi păstreze anonimatul.
“Stăteam aşa şi mă uităm şi am sesizat cu coada ochiului un stol de egrete într-o formaţie 15-15-10-4-1, oarecum atipică pentru egretele din familia Casmerodius . Le-am urmărit în fugă până lângă şopronul în spatele căruia aterizau ordonat şi m-am ascuns. De-acolo am izbutit să observ două egrete şi o ciocârlie numărând sume enorme de bani. Enorme, vă spun! M-am prezentat imediat la şeful de post”, a mai adăugat ornitofilul.
Corabia este una din localităţile atinse de stigmatul narcoticelor. Cel puţin aşa susţine Pavel Neagoe, şeful poliţiei Corabia, pe care l-am intervievat în timp ce-şi făcea pedichiura.
“Odată cu capturarea lui Coşniceru sperăm să se rezolve problemă consumului de droguri în Corabia, care a crescut cu peste 300%. Au fost semnalate nenumărate cazuri de cetăţeni care dansau în căminul cultural de sâmbătă noaptea până luni dimineaţă, după care în drum spre muncă trăgeau focuri de armă în aer şi strigau injurii la populaţia civilă şi la orătăniile care circulau regulamentar, cum ar veni”, ne-a spus Neagoe, după ce a retezat ultima cuticulă.
Fiind vorba de un caz unic, am petrecut o zi la Muzeul Ornitofiliei Române, unde am reuşit să aflăm mai multe despre păsările în speţă.
Egreta este dotată cu un grumaz puternic, care îi permite transportul fără efort al unei greutăţi de până la 85 de kilograme, pe o distanţă de mai mult de 300 de kilometri. Cele 30 de egrete reţinute aveau asupra lor 150 de pistoale mitralieră şi 200 de grenade de mână. Menţionăm că păsările nu prezentau nici cel mai mic semn de extenuare. Dimpotrivă, la momentul capturării erau antrenate într-un fel de ritual de împerechere aerian.
Ciocârliile, pe de altă parte, sunt cunoscute pentru stomacul foarte încăpător, ele putând înghiţi chiar şi un cimpanzeu. De asemenea, mucoasa intestinală le face imune la efectul oricăror substanţe psihotrope. Am supus personal la teste cu ecstasy 3 exemplare adulte, expunându-le pe rând la muzică house, dubstep şi acid jazz: două dintre ele au adormit iar a treia a încercat să roadă un cablu de alimentare.
Vă ţinem la curent în măsura în care vor mai apărea amănunte despre acest caz.
Până atunci, oferim pentru adopţie 3 egrete superbe, cu chef de joacă şi obişnuite cu omul.

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