Din surse nesigure aflăm că Liga Scriitorilor din România a cerut Patriarhului Bisericii Ortodoxe Române ca poetul naţional Mihai Eminescu să fie canonizat. Iată şi cererea, aşa cum a fost redactată prin înţelepciunea nemăsurată a Ligii.
Reprezentantul Ligii, domnul Nimeni Degeaba, a declarat că cel mai bun nume pentru acest Eminescu rebranduit ar fi “Preabinedispusul”. Alte propuneri au fost: “Nemâniatul”; “Prealuceafărul”; “Mereutânărcopacul”. De asemenea, a fost propusă o zi nouă, specială, pentru sărbătorirea noului sfânt.
Cum nici una nu se potrivea cu pretenţiile Ligii, s-a cerut introducerea datei de 37 februarie, după un calcul complex care lua în considerare echinocţiul de iarnă din anul naşterii marelui poet, dar şi începerea anului şcolar.
La auzul veştii, domnul Mihai Eminescu s-a întors pe cealaltă parte în mormântul său din cimitirul Bellu, declarând: “Ştiu cine sunt domnii şi doamnele care au propus numirea mea în această funcţie importantă. După părerea mea, ei ar trebui împărţiţi în două cete: în smintiţi şi în mişei”.
Suntem perfect de acord cu opinia domniei sale. Reprezentanţii Ligii sunt, probabil, nişte cretini cu foarte mult timp liber la dispoziţie.
Tags: Eminescu sanctificat, Liga Scriitorilor din Romania, Mihai Eminescu, Patriarhul Romaniei, poetul national
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