Berbec
Vei oferi mai multe flori ca niciodată. Cu acastă ocazie, o să te feliciţi că ai urmat cariera de gardian la penitenciarul de femei.
Taur
Vei lua o gură de aer bine-meritată. După ce ai petrecut 16 ore blocat în lift, între etajele 3 şi 4.
Gemeni
Ghioceii încep să îşi iţească bobocii albi. Păcat că de partea cealaltă a lor stau florărese obeze, murdare şi profitoare.
Rac
În sfârşit reuşeşti să-i faci o surpriză partenerului de viaţă. Te prinde purtându-i lenjeria intimă în faţa laptopului.
Leu
Se inventează o salată care-ţi va purta numele. Sperăm că nu te cheamă Glenciu, Minel sau Daminescu.
Fecioară
Precizia nativă zodiei te va ajuta să ieşi pe locul 1 la un concurs de scuipat în ceaşca de espresso.
Balanţă
Vei ajunge cu bine la capătul unei călătorii lungi. După ce te îmbeţi pulbere şi adormi în tramvai.
Scorpion
Soarele blând de primăvară te va face să cânţi pe stradă. Cu toate astea, nu scoţi la fel de mulţi bani ca la metrou.
Săgetător
Ţi se plăteşte o datorie mai veche. La petrecerea firmei, colegii îţi capsează o felie de lămâie de ceafă.
Capricorn
Vei fi acceptat de un grup nou de prieteni după ce treci de câteva teste. Cum ar fi transportatarea unui ou fiert folosind doar nările.
Varsător
Vei armoniza perfect cu jumătatea ta. Nu ştim exact dacă e vorba de jumătatea de la buric în sus sau în jos.
Peşti
Te decizi să faci o listă cu lucrurile măreţe pe care le-ai îndeplinit în viaţă. Te opreşti la punctul 1.
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